Monkey dust

When someone is playing you and you call bullshit

Listen fuck face I don’t know why you didn’t get me my barbecue sauce I asked for THIS IS COMPLETE MONKEY DUST—— matt frank

by kenzf123 June 23, 2022

Walnut Dust

The shimmery powder like form of semen once dried on defined abdominal muscles.

When semen has been ejaculated onto either partners torso and subsequently dried out on the defined abdominals (Walnuts) particularly after two torsos have smudged it between them, it then dries to a shimmery powdered dust like consistency.

His Walnut Dust caught her eye as it shimmered in the dim bedroom light.

by anonymous November 22, 2022

Dust episode

A dust episode is when an employee gets a delusion in their head that makes them somehow think they are in charge of the entire workplace, while simultaneously thinking they have a boss.

Guy 1: What you are doing is against the rules! I should know! I made that very rule because I own the whole company!
Guy 2: what are you talking about?
Guy 1: WAIT TIL THE BOSS HEARS ABOUT THIS!
Guy 2: You just said you were the boss not even 5 seconds ago, cut it out with the dust episode, bro.

by secretofthesnooze November 1, 2025

Dust on it

when the pipe or bong is empty and there is no longer any bud in the bowl.

1.Stoner#1: "is that gone" (refers to the smoking device)
2.Stoner#2: "Ya dude, it's dust on it"
3.Stoner#3: "damn, you wanna match me a bowl?"

by arandomstoner February 19, 2010

Dust bowl

A dust bowl is like a wild west town or a ravine, anywhere with dust. Your dan le sac could be a dust bowl with little whirl winds; dusty area or part of town.

But my versian of a dust bowl is a brass knuckle uppercut. Aka Knuckle duster bowlers shot. Peace

This dudery lookin cnut came up to my musses with all this yap yap, so i dust bowled the freak n his teeth hit me in the forehead

by Step lupid June 28, 2023

Parole Dust

The thick winter fog surrounding a prison at night that allows an easier escape and able to get away by not being seen in the thick fog.

Well, looks like he might have got away, into the parole dust he went.

by Longshot Lee December 24, 2024

Dust Mop

A derogatory term for an attractive woman who is in a blue collar job for the sole purpose of attempting to seduce blue collar men and absorb all of the attention because they can't get attention elsewhere. Usually because they're an undesirable bitch.

Scott hired a new chick that's a total dust mop. Stay away man.

by Canyounottho November 15, 2023