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Tea-Drinking Male

Also shortened to "Tea-Male," this phrase is essentially a synonym for the more well-known phrase, "Yogurt Male."

Similarly to "Yogurt Males," this male is educated, confident, polite, respectful, sophisticated, and empathetic. He is a gem among the populations... a "Chad among Chads," if you will. This is the best example of what "alpha" and "sigma" males should strive to become. It's almost like a linear progression up to this point.

This male isn't afraid to be caught drinking tea, or enjoying his hobbies in public. In fact, he enjoys doing so! Tea-drinking males enjoy the finer things in life and don't care about what is considered traditionally masculine. He just does what he wants, when he wants... This male might even grow his own tea, or brew it himself in a thrifted teapot that he got a good deal on.

This male doesn't let his confidence and "based" attitude get in the way of his personal relationships. Somehow, despite himself literally radiating "big dick energy," he remains compassionate and friendly at all times. Always willing to converse with, or listen to you over a cup of tea. Sometimes, he even has a contagious effect among other men. Who simply see this male in action, and want to be more like him, or approach him.

Oh my god! He's so cool... 🥶
P1: "Oh man! Is that guy seriously drinking hot tea, in public, over there? What a sissy!"

P2: "Hey dude, that guy clearly doesn't give a shit about what you have to say... why do you always label people for dumb reasons?"

P1: "I don't know, it just pisses me off that he's so confident with that girly beverage in-hand..."

P2: "That's a classic Tea-Drinking male if I've ever seen one... God, he seems so cool, we should go talk to him instead..."

P1: "You're right homie, I shouldn't be so quick to judge others, based on my own insecurities as a man."
by UrbanDicMatt December 28, 2023
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Beach Drink Scientist

An individual who has obtained a PhD in mixology, with an emphasis in tropical flavor and aesthetics.
Laddie is known to be a world-renowned beach drink scientist.
by laddiehickelsen December 8, 2023
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if you dun drink water for 72 hours

Fat tam: IF YOU DUN DRINK WATER FOR 72 HOURS, YOU WILL FKING DIE!
Me: Not drink water for 71.9 hours*
Also me: I'm in danger.
by sfkja,fnmajfnvjnsfj June 5, 2021
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Drinking Gay Potion At 3 AM

so bassically you have to search the jungle gaymusius and in a secret passage you find it the holy GAY POTION if you drink the potion at 3 AM Kermit The Frog will start Fucking you hard
Person 2 how was Drinking Gay Potion At 3 AM

Person 1 i Drank the Gay Potion At 3 AM last night and fucked kermit the frog HARD

Person 2 how big is it

Person 1 Kermits!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Person 2 ya

Person 1 a whole 9 CUBITS (13.5 feet)

Person 2 gyad damnnnn

Person 1 ikr. so small

Person 2 the fuck

Person 1 ya only half the size of mine

Person 2 (ಠ_ಠ)
by Nater Potaterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr February 14, 2024
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the bucktee (drink)

Hardcore drink to sip on.....

(3 tsp of codeine + 3 weed candies ((10mg each)) + quarter of Gatorade Zero on the rocks)
I think I'll break up with him
"Why"
Cuz he be drinking the bucktee (drink)
by AP_Rated December 10, 2022
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pelican your drink

To pelican your drink is to use only your mouth to pick up your glass and then finish your drink by skulling the remaining liquid.

No hands are to be used in the process.
Tip: Usually a thicker glass such as an Australian schooner glass would be used as thinner glass cups such as a wine glass may break.
“Mate I dunno if I can finish my beer hey”
“Just pelican your drink mate, it’ll go down a treat”
“Aw yeah! Thanks mate 😎👍”
by fluffyducky December 28, 2024
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weed drink

Something that takes forever to kick in
This weed drink is taking forever to kick in bruh
by Dontactdumb465798 April 22, 2023
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