Door Dumper

A favorite in college dorms. The act of filling a large garbage can with water and leaning it against an adversaries door, knocking and walking away. When the person opens the door, they and their room are flooded with the water from the can.

That guy was acting like a jerk at the party so I gave him a door dumper!

by Salt Creek Camping Crew October 15, 2013

doorknobed

The act of being hit by a door knob and having it stick in ones rectum.

"Boy did you hear what they did to Jimmy?"

"No, what happened?"

"He got doorknobed."

"Oh, shit! That's just in humane!"

by Kpseoul February 5, 2014

door crackaphobia

Fear of not having the door shut all the way.

Symptoms may include when parents or other leave your room, you get intensely annoyed when they don't shut your door all the way, and have to stop whatever you're doing to get up and make sure the door shuts until you hear the click

Is it so hard to shut the door all the way?! No one takes my Door Crackaphobia seriously

by November312 June 18, 2014

doorknob humper

A person that's so retarded they proceed to rape innocent doors

Johnny you fuckin' doorknob humper! You got cum all over the handle!

by dannyboy377 November 21, 2014

Door hesitation

That critical moment of moral dilemma when you need to decide to hold the door open for somebody who is trailing behind you...or let it go. Generally resolved if you think they saw you looking at them - so you don't look like a complete asshole letting the door close on them. Problem can be compounded if the person running for the door is a hot chick but she's miles away and you look like a fucking doorman holding it for 3 minutes until she reaches the door.

Brad held up his lunch group heading to the cafe because he decided he needed to hold the door for Jenny, the hot chick from HR, that was headed her way. Brad was suffering from door hesitation.

by Grant Rampus August 12, 2016

Doorbashmcscrooge

When you brutally smash your toenail into a door and a fellow country boy sticks his dick inside of your screaming mouth

Watch out for that door or you might get doorbashmcscrooge

by Nick spinella April 6, 2017

Door knob

A slut who sleeps around.

She's a door knob - everyone gets a turn

by The Lamplighter June 16, 2017