Damn, you'd think she'd leave me alone after I rejected her 10 years ago.
Maybe she has human fly disease?
Maybe she has human fly disease?
by humanflymagnet February 09, 2010
by Kuehlstein April 26, 2018
When the Pokémon Jess has spread her sicknesses though technology and Air the way to cure of this to contain her or take care of the sickness you have of it
by Jessfallenangel September 17, 2019
It’s when you shit on your S/O stomach and spread it around, they then go outside and let it freeze, then they come back inside and you peel it off with your finger nails
by Alrfred sickle boi February 12, 2021
When the screen parasites that grow from typing to much tomfoolery get inside your skin and spread to your head and legs.
Symptoms include:
Smelly breath
Yo mama
Blurred vision
Limbs falling off
Hair falling off
Cursed to never have swag again
Curses your family
Stomach pains
Headaches
Runny nose
Symptoms normally last for 5 years at a time, slowly getting worse as the time passes. It usually goes undetected for a long period of time, giving the parasites time to eat away and nest inside the brain.
Symptoms include:
Smelly breath
Yo mama
Blurred vision
Limbs falling off
Hair falling off
Cursed to never have swag again
Curses your family
Stomach pains
Headaches
Runny nose
Symptoms normally last for 5 years at a time, slowly getting worse as the time passes. It usually goes undetected for a long period of time, giving the parasites time to eat away and nest inside the brain.
by Garfieldington February 16, 2024
When your butthole is to tight causing clumps of hair to fall off of your head, easily fixed by anal stretching
by Afinssaurle November 26, 2022
Being pretty enough to get through life unburdened by actual sympathy or empathy . Being pretty enough that others will do for you what you'd normally have to be responsible for.
by Grampa70 June 21, 2023