Dumbass disease, the condition where someone is suffering from a level of stupid so great it's hard to wrap your head around.
by anonymous December 15, 2022

I had to transfer from the finishing department to the structural-wood-fabricating room at the furniture-factory because I was coming down with veneereal disease.
by QuacksO June 17, 2018

by beccaaameyyer July 12, 2014

Not many dare usher these words, for the devastation they create is beyond explanatory circumstances. When suffering from Whiterods disease all the surrounding banter that exists within the human body is mercilessly killed and replaced with a dark force known as 'anti-bants'. This 'anti-bants' manifests itself in communication; where the host thinks they are being banterous but in fact they are not and everyone hates them. It also has a tendency to spread in the locally populated area.
I spoke to a girl today, she found me boring and the social interraction awkward. I must be coming down with Whiterod's Disease.
by Kingofthebants April 2, 2012

Abnormally Large Penis disease.. no, it's not actually a thing but if you're a twelve year old boy then you probably think it is..
by theknowleger July 26, 2016

a dangerous disease known to spread slowly, starting from screens. once in contact with this virus online, it will slowly inhabit your mind, causing you to lose focus and energy, and eat away at your brain cells.
there is currently no known cure for this disease, however, seek immediate special care if in contact at any point in time.
there is currently no known cure for this disease, however, seek immediate special care if in contact at any point in time.
“Did you hear about the ibrahims?”
“Yeah, I heard Stephen almost got an email that almost gave him the rikku disease!”
“Good thing Andres called a doctor!”
“Yeah, I heard Stephen almost got an email that almost gave him the rikku disease!”
“Good thing Andres called a doctor!”
by Bear_Butt87 January 7, 2021

The infamous saying "The British should die of mad cow disease" means that the person saying this saying thinks that The British should die of mad cow disease and lives a happy life with their family and is a respected member of society with a great opinion.
It is mostly a saying used in a context against The British "people" and their horrible acts of violence against the human race that they commit every day.
It is mostly a saying used in a context against The British "people" and their horrible acts of violence against the human race that they commit every day.
Pbone: I think that "The British should die of mad cow disease"
Scouty: you are so right, Pbone.
The government soon awarded Pbone a medal of valor for his patriotism and made him the CEO of Sex and also gave him permission to violently put down all British "people" in a ten mile radius around his house.
Scouty: you are so right, Pbone.
The government soon awarded Pbone a medal of valor for his patriotism and made him the CEO of Sex and also gave him permission to violently put down all British "people" in a ten mile radius around his house.
by thatoneguyfromwonder.tf January 25, 2022
