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Hayes Yau Disease

Symptoms:
-Act like a dog
-Act like Hayes Yau
-Extremely unathletic
-Has 2999 girlfriends
To be, or not to be have Hayes Yau Disease, that is the question
by Tomat5ooooo October 10, 2023
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Spag disease

Spag is a disease made in a lab by an evil scientist from Argentina. It can be injected, taken through pills, and even rubbed all over your body, and if one of these happens you will become infected and the result of the infection is permanently becoming morbidly obese.
GAWDAMN HE MUST HAVE SPAG”
Poor guy has spag disease
by Mrbigga April 27, 2023
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Peyronie's Disease

That thing they talk about on TV when your dick is curvy
Average Peyronie's Disease ad

TV Announcer: "Do you have a bump in your errection"
Cut to a bumpy carrot and an embarrassed 40 something year old
by Guy from Kenmore February 15, 2025
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Harry’s disease

A very rare disease when you lost your ability to catch a football
Yooooo u dropped a game winning touchdown!?!? Do u have Harry’s disease?
by Trol69669696969 September 23, 2021
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chronic obstructive pulmonary disease

Chronic obstructive pulmonary disease (COPD) is a type of obstructive lung disease characterized by long-term poor airflow. The main symptoms include shortness of breath and cough with sputum production. COPD typically worsens over time.1 Eventually walking up stairs or carrying things will be difficult.2 Chronic bronchitis and emphysema are older terms used for different types of COPD.23 The term "chronic bronchitis" is still used to define a productive cough that is present for at least three months each year for two years.4
Tobacco smoking is the most common cause of COPD, with a number of other factors such as air pollution and genetics playing a smaller role.5 In the developing world, one of the common sources of air pollution is poorly vented heating and cooking fires.2 Long-term exposure to these irritants causes an inflammatory response in the lungs resulting in narrowing of the small airways and breakdown of lung tissue.6 The diagnosis is based on poor airflow as measured by lung function tests.7 In contrast to asthma, the airflow reduction does not improve much with the use of a bronchodilator.2
Most cases of COPD can be prevented by reducing exposure to risk factors.8 This includes decreasing rates of smoking and improving indoor and outdoor air quality. While treatment can slow worsening, there is no cure.2 COPD treatments include stopping smoking, vaccinations, respiratory rehabilitation, and often inhaled bronchodilators and steroids.
chronic obstructive pulmonary disease is basically lung cancer i mean common that is obvious
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by chronic obstructive pulmonary November 30, 2016
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Singer's Disease

The pseudo-diagnosis of choice among certain physicians of Riddle Memorial Hospital's Emergency Room. This condition, only seen in adolescent, musically-inclined females, is characterized by chest pain, heart palpitations and shortness of breath. However, these symptoms are only present in singers, as only they are self-aware enough to recognize them.
So I just got back from the hospital... They say it's Singer's Disease.
by DrToolBag November 21, 2011
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Legion Air's disease

Pneumonia caused by taking too many flying classes.
Proper cockpit-pressurization may help student pilots avoid Legion Air's disease.
by QuacksO August 11, 2025
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