david bobkowski

A very eshay bald man. Greatest Teacher ever. Best known for being the pastoral teacher of Year 9 Pastoral.

David Bobkowski is bald

by dsadasd May 22, 2019

David Laing

A northern London penis who does fuck all but brake his toe and make racist images of Ian Wright.

Person1: Hey David
David Laing: Yes?
Person1: You're a dickhole!

by Alex Prentice September 16, 2008

david peek

Being Dope. Having, and or obtaining dopeness, either casually or prominently.

David Peek is Dope.

by [e-mail] December 22, 2016

David bromberg

A straight, white, male. Seems narcissist but when you get to know him he's truly sweet and really kind. Unfortunately, he does have some weird kinks. But it's ok.

- that guy seems like a fuck boy
- david bromberg?? Nahh, he's a sweety pie, he just doesn't show it

by BbyZikada October 31, 2020

David Russo

Having gigantic dick and james horder is jealous

James: I wish is was david he has a huge dick.
David: Last night a hooked up with this chick that had a tite pussy so i destroyed it.

David Russo is someone who has a big cock

by Notdavid365 December 9, 2019

Ian David

Ian David is a big melon

Omd ian David you are such a melon

by Autistic melt June 4, 2018

David Hasselhoff

Very magnetic! Germans are supposed to be OBSESSED with him but really don’t know who he is.

Randomperson#1: “hey Roman did you get the science worksheet done?”
Roman: “yeah I did”
Randomperson#1: “can you help me?”
Roman: “yeah sure! Under non-magnetic I put underwear and, under magnetic I put David Hasselhoff!”
Randomperson#1 “why?”
Roman: “no homo”

by Thebuffestboi November 9, 2018