Billy Crystal Pants

Black sweatpants that are too short and have a tight elastic band on the bottom of the leg.

Guys usually wear them when they don't give a fuck.

Child molesters wear them while they walk around the city.

God, I wish Brian would stop wearing those Billy Crystal pants when we go out, he looks ridiculous.

by a_dev April 7, 2009

crying horizontally

Crying so that your tears don't mess up your $50 foundation

Crying horizontally, so that your tears don't mess up your $50 foundation

by Farmr January 13, 2023

Cryley

A sad or crying smiley. Compound of the word "cry" and the word "smiley"
Examples of a cryley: :'( or :(

Text conversation
John: "Hi Anne. I can't do this anymore. I am sorry."
Anne: "Are you breaking up with me? :)"
John: "Sort of. But what's up with the smiley?"
Anne: "Obviously the smiley was a typo. It should've been a cryley :("

by Thild November 2, 2010

crybating

The act of masturbation brought on by a sudden feeling of sadness. Crybating is commonly found after an unexpected breakup or divorce.

Aaron was pretty messed up after his breakup he is still crybating over her three weeks after she dumped him!

by Titanfan January 20, 2011

crydiving

To cry and scream like a bitch while skydiving. Coined by Joe Gatto in Impractical Jokers.

Murray's crydiving! Man up, you wuss!

by 54321abc March 3, 2015

blueberry crypt

The best form of marijuana, The bud has a blue hue to it rather than the usual green. It gives off the smell of blueberries.

-yo man you sure this is weed? it smells like blueberrys.
-yeah its blueberry crypt.

by michael fruebnat March 8, 2008

The Crystal Method

The best Electronica band on the Planet. Brought into the spotlight when "Born Too Slow" from their Album, Legion of Boom was featured on the soundtrack of Need For Speed Underground

Your Stars Are Burning Gold
Born Just A Little To Slow

by JediXT April 13, 2005