your mom goes to college

does everything have to mean SOMETHING? no, and this is a good example. that's why the phrase is funny; it doesn't mean anything. it's just kip's dry, meaningless humor.

why don't you just come down here and hit me and see what happens...
just as meaningless as your mom goes to college

by wmucrew September 26, 2006

Bentley College

Bentley College is a small, private, upper echelon school where students learn the lesson…
“It’s not what you know, it’s who you know”. Bentley College a prime example of a modern, practical, business education with AMAZING networking perks. In Bentley’s freshman dorms, random roommates often become business partners. Students at Bentley have a great opportunity to learn about the accounting rules of LIFO and FIFO in class- but all Bentley students understand that in the business world, deals are made on golf courses and on yachts.

There are two types of students at Bentley College, filthy rich and driven. The two groups often work together; trust fund students provide capital to the hardworking students and before you know it… you find yourself in a SL 55 AMG in San Paulo with a briefcase full of cash ***ahhhh!!!!

by Livin' the good life June 27, 2006

Dunkadelic Phat 5 of College Basketball

The Phat 5 have produced 3 of the top 4 All-Time leading scorers in NBA history. ( 1 )Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, 38,387 points, ( 2 ) Karl Malone 36, 928 points ( 3 ) Michael Jordan 32,292 points, and ( 4 ) Wilt Chamberlain 31,419 points. Jabbar ( UCLA ), Jordan ( N.Carolina ), and Chamberlain ( Kansas ). Karl Malone is the only one not to win a NBA Championship and the only one not to attend a Phat 5 program. Wilt Chamberlain ( Kansas ) is the only man in NBA history to score 100 points in a NBA game. Michael Jordan ( UNC ) led the NBA in scoring 10 times, a record that may never be broken. Kareem Abdul-Jabbar ( UCLA ) is the only player in NCAA history to win the NCAA Tournament MVP award 3 times.

The Phat 5 players have been major influences in the NBA as players, coaches, and executives. A Phat 5 player who's considered a NBA Lottery pick will have a longer career in the NBA than players who didn't attend a Phat 5 program. Now that's Dunkadelic!!!!!

by Derrick E. Vaughan April 12, 2005

Dunkadelic Phat 5 of College Basketball

Larry Brown ( UNC ) is the only coach to win a NCAA Championship ( Kansas-88 ) and a NBA Championship ( Detroit 2004 ). Coach Brown also guided ( UCLA-80 ) to the NCAA Final game , and the Philadelphia 76ers to the NBA Finals ( 2001 ) with Dunkadelic Hip-Hop Legend Allen Iverson.

Larry Browm pound for pound is one of the greatest coaches in the history of basketball. He is a Phat 5 legend who has played for or coached 3 of the Phat 5 programs. Now that's Dunkadelic!!!!!

by Derrick E. Vaughan April 16, 2005

Mount Saint Mary's College/University

Yeah, uh, Mount Saint Mary's has its ups and downs, but in the long run it kicks more ass then most other schools I've ever been to. So come here, have fun and wake up and do it all again.

water pong kicks ass

by me April 22, 2005

bentley college

Where you have to walk uphill 15 minutes in the pouring rain or blizzard conditions in a suit becasue you have to make a presentation on some company's financial reports. Only to get to class soaking wet and sweaty. Of course your exhausted because you were up all night drinking and playing beer pong. Then when you did try to sleep the fire alarm would go off at 4am or you were woken up by construction outside your window at 7am. Pick your poison.

Bentley College has a Berut Team? Hell yeah, we are national champions.

by Jeffles April 18, 2006

community college

A lower education which 1.5 million students in the U.S. attend. You can earn a useless associate degree and become a college loser and earn a bad paying job. Also students from around the world attend. Community college professors lack real world experience and some have graduated from the least prestigious University's in the states. Most community college's are even worse than some University's in terms of professors, cost, class size, and learning environment.

" A Community College student has two worst selling unpublished books, a passport without stamps from around the world. His real life world experience and knowledge was because he got a poor education at a Community College."

"A person who attends the most prestigious University right after high school has just bought out Google."

by college man586937 May 7, 2009