When the ground is covered in shit, rather than snow, on Christmas Day.
Usually experienced in wastelands or along the equator.
Usually experienced in wastelands or along the equator.
Key West experienced their first Brown Christmas, after 2 feet if shitfall came down the night before.
by an idiot thats an idiot December 28, 2023
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Person 1: I can't believe it! It's Turbo Christmas! Time to play Balan Wonderworld and eat doughnuts!
Person 2: dude what the fuck are you talking about.
Person 2: dude what the fuck are you talking about.
by Luna253 December 29, 2023
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Get the White christmas mug.A term for women equating them to “Christmas cookies” as “they are no longer good after 25”; reflecting the social notion imposed on women to settle down and marry before 25.
by Incredulous Johnny December 31, 2023
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by psfighter January 2, 2024
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by Julesheart January 8, 2024
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