The Poop Cap

When you're taking a shit, and the initial shit is a regular solid one, but everything that follows after is pure diarrhea.

Joe: I thought I was gonna have a nice shit at first but then I ended up obliterating the toilet bowl.

Gabe: Yeah, that's what you call the poop cap.

by Andy Stafford November 7, 2015

Drako Cap

Getting friend zoned at 2 am on snap chat, because you fought over the china buffet bill.

Dude she drako capped me last night.

by Big puppies December 13, 2023

valley night cap

(Regional Slang) To deposit fecal matter into the oral cavity of an unsuspecting victim whilst sleeping.

"This foreigner isn't from around these parts, someone outta give him a valley night cap."

by Spameater95 May 2, 2024

Stop the cap

Just stop the fucking cap

A:Hi oh geez I am the best
B:Stop the cap

by High_guy September 27, 2022

Cap INFINITE

Jilon forstall

This mf is on that cap INFINITE type shit

by L_Caster March 21, 2021

Cap

someone or something is lying

Ashton- “I’m a billionaire”
Keeley- “why you capping”

by Keeleyvh May 28, 2021

Cap

Them word basically saying that's not true. Used back in 1969, the word cap was used to say fuck off that shit ain't true.

That's cap, I didn't fuck a blind orphan in the ass.

by YourMomAMilf January 26, 2022