Cunt Trumpet

Pussy farts. After a good, hard fuck that pumps a lot of air into the vagina, the sound that emerges from a woman's birth canal. Guaranteed to make you laugh. Unlike their rectal counterparts, pussy farts do not smell.

"What a cunt trumpet! She's the Louis Armstrong of queefers! Play 'Freebird!'"

by creedmoor May 6, 2006

fat cunt

1. An overweight person who is also rather unpleasant.

2. A large, pink, wobbly vagina.

1. "How's your new boss?" "He's a fat cunt."

2. "My wife weighs 300 pounds." "I bet she's got a fat cunt."

by ktmboy August 20, 2008

cunt breath

The odour of one's breath having previously dined on bearded clam or split beaver.

Open the window dude - you got minging cunt breath.

by Irritatus Maximus October 2, 2007

cunt grab

an unfortunately coarse term for the totally non-violent erotic art of inserting one or more fingers into a woman's vagina and then gently closing the hand a few degrees so the palm can stimulate the clitoral area. Very pleasurable for the recipient if done correctly. Done with either the thumb or fingers, depending on your respective directions/facing.

Synonym: box grab
Contrast: pussy-grab

Guy: So dude, d'ja hookup at the party?
Other Guy: Word, dude. I made out with Becky for a while and when I got her panties off I gave her the cunt grab. After a few minutes of that she let me do anything I wanted.

by Figleaf23 August 12, 2007

Cunt puncher

When your doing a girl, and she says "i'm cumming" you pull out and punch her right in the cunt!

Nick cunt punched Hannah.

by Burpnsmile April 9, 2004

Cunt bacon

An particularly unattractive vagina, often resembling a piece of meat (i.e, beef, bacon).

Randall: I can't believe got drunk enough to stick my penis in that cunt bacon.
Ralph: Lolz, I know man. I saw her naked and thought she had some cold cuts between her legs.

by T.E. Johnson July 7, 2008

cunt scab

a wound on the vaginal area of a woman that has been injured and has formed a scab. this often occures after overuse of the vagina, from either excessive masturbation or by prostitution.

i was going to fuck sally but i spread her legs and she had a nasty cuntscab. I turned her over and did her a donkey punch instead.

by Doc joseph July 15, 2008