clotchmygotch

to scratch another persons elbow, sexually.

to ask someone to scratch their elbow.

"will you please clotchmygotch?"

"it totally clotched that girls gotch last night."

by the original clotch March 2, 2010

Clothropod

Skank ass wanna be. Your name is usually Adrien. You're gay, and You have raggly long funkchop look hair.

Amy: So If he comes to my house, he can't bring clothropod.
Kayla: Alright Giiiiirl, i know he won't.

Amy: Oh Scraggly Hair Lookin' Boy.

by Coucajuicebaby August 23, 2011

Clot

Used to describe people in your life who are holding you back.

Mark never lets you go out and party with the girls, he's always telling you to stay in. He's a CLOT.

by apocachris September 15, 2017

Clothing Hanger

a gender, usually found in feminist and katy parry

You:"Oh Wasup Girl?" Clothing Hanger "The fuck did you just call me?! I am a Hanger!' YOU: "excuse me but..." Hanger "I WILL NOT HESITATE BITCH"

by What is my life any more> August 29, 2018

Lintless clothes

After you've worn and washed your clothes for years, they stop leaving lint in the clothes dryer lint trap.

Yup, I've worn these cool duds for so many years they are now among my favorite lintless clothes.

by jmarcusn May 30, 2010

Bologna over the clothes line

Similar to a muffin top, but saggier. When a person's middle hangs over their too- tight pants.

When did grandma buy those low rise jeans? Her bologna over the clothes line is making me nauseated.

by Poopsie McDougal April 13, 2011

Touching Cloth

from a woman's point of view.
The feeling that we get when we can feel the brown juices of love beginning to emit out of our lovely sphincter holes.

Joyce, I must leave this meeting with you because listening to your words of utter babble have made me want to touch cloth.

by Abba Dabba August 8, 2003