Hehe Cat

So once there was a cat, he was living in the 18th century. Hehe cat is part of the renaissance movement to the west. Particularly taking from the ancient Egyptian cats. He was recently spotted in North Dakota with his "fake" adopted family. Back to the fact that he was living in the 18th century, so he was basically Robin Hood. He stole catnip from rich persian cats and provided to the poor binguses of that century. He is known by many to be Batman's lost son. What no one knows, is that he accidentally stumbled upon a time machine and became a world-known meme. And to this day forward, he should not be compared to the Hehe movement by Michael Jackson. (This is not a cult. PERIOD).
Oh look! Here comes our saviour, the Hehe Cat.
by Sam Smith twin evil brother December 21, 2022
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Emoji Cat

Hey look, she made her own emoji cat!
by nailahnaira April 21, 2023
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Calm-cat

Calm-cat - The latest legal high to hit uk shores. While you certainly can smoke calm-cat, its effectiveness varies for different people. When smoked calm-cat effective, its most common effects include warming throughout the body, a general sense of relaxation and calm, and a sense of mild euphoria sometimes accompanied by giddiness. Inhaling calm-cat smoke can also bring on physical sensations of minty coolness, which usually spread from the back of the throat to the upper chest and persist for about two hours. Many people report that calm-cat sedates them and also seems to have anxiolytic action: some users say that smoking calm-cat helps them find calm after a long day and forget about their worries.

Some people also experience interesting time dilation effects after smoking calm-cat, and tend to both perceive and react to stimuli more slowly; slightly altered vision, including slower movement tracking, also sometimes occurs with smoked calm-cat. Be sure not to drive or do any activities that require coordination and fast reaction time, such as outdoor sports, until you know how your body reacts to calm-cat. While calm-cat does not produce visionary effects when smoked, The overt effects of calm-cat seem to wear off in about two hours for a small dose (about 1.5 grams), returning people to their baseline with little to no noticeable hangover. So not only can you smoke calm cat, but it generally produces quite a pleasant experience!
I've just smoked some calm-cat I can feel it through my bones and blood, its amazing.
by thedrugguy May 25, 2013
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Cat envy

A vehement desire to be a cat due to:
(1) a belief in superiority of cat kind or
(2) the capacity to piss all over humans (cat owner/carer) and get away with it on the grounds of extreme cuteness or
(3) a more simplistic admission of similarities in behaviour/attitude
Dude I think she wished she was a cat everyday. Girl's got a serious case of cat envy!
by Boiling Kettle January 26, 2016
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Cat Valentine

a redhead that is so dumb and if you became friends with her you would get bullied but she is so nice and sometimes smart
someone: I saw a cat Valentine
someone 2: oh that thing dumb
someone: no she's not but not wrong
by mutualhelpwattpad December 17, 2022
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pappin cats

the act of shooting someone in the forehead. Resulted by combining capping and popping. Originating in Huntington, WV.
Travis was pappin cats in Rainbow Six.
by thefort June 03, 2007
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Weiner Cat

A fat cat with short legs. Resembles a weiner dog.
Guy 1: "Hey bro, I just saw this fat cat with short, little, stumpy legs."

Guy 2: "You saw a weiner cat?"

Guy 1: "Yeah. It hissed at me and tried to run at me, but it couldn't even get up!"

Guy 2: -laughs-
by bloonsfan17 January 11, 2014
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