Originating down south, this phrase means that what you are currently doing is not being productive for the task at hand. Standing around the hood of a truck drinking coffee at the job site isn't getting the job done. Or, if you have the wrong tool for the job and are failing at a task.
by Rockadaddy August 25, 2017
Get the this ain't getting the baby no candymug. The act of a girl shitting on your penis and waiting for it to dry until it becomes crusty and then often fucking it afterwords.
by BleachDrinker2000 March 29, 2019
Get the New York Rock Candymug. by Anne51136 September 3, 2018
Get the Candy Ravermug. by Otis D February 6, 2009
Get the candy coated blow jobmug. by Isaac756 January 7, 2008
Get the Old guy with candymug. The act of shoving a needle in the male's urethra, thus when making love, having sex, or fucking, the needle pokes several holes in or around the urethra causing blood flow and seminal fluid to mix creating a candy cane like fluid when ejaculating on to a woman's arm.
Bill: I gave your mom a Louisiana hot pocket this morning.
Steve: Oh, well i gave your mom an Iraqi Porcupine candy cane last night.
Bill: What the hell is that Steve?
Steve: It involves, needles, my urethra, blood, cum, and your moms arm...
Bill: I'm your brother though?
Steve: Oh well, we live in Mississippi.
Steve: Oh, well i gave your mom an Iraqi Porcupine candy cane last night.
Bill: What the hell is that Steve?
Steve: It involves, needles, my urethra, blood, cum, and your moms arm...
Bill: I'm your brother though?
Steve: Oh well, we live in Mississippi.
by Lake Stevens October 30, 2011
Get the Iraqi Porcupine candy canemug. Eating out a girl's pussy
by that guy you once knew October 7, 2008
Get the Eat her Piniata's Candymug.