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Brown Powers

Descriptive of the powers possessed by master illusionist Derren Brown. The apparent ability to predict and control the behaviour of others using magic, suggestion, psychology, misdirection and showmanship. Occasionally, and sometimes unexpectedly, we mere mortals can experience fleeting success with our own Brown Powers.
Every-day example:
“I offered her the last chocolate biscuit but she succumbed to my Brown Powers, insisting that I have it”

Classic Example:
From Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope
Stormtrooper: Let me see your identification.
Obi-Wan: (Using his Brown Powers) You don't need to see his identification.
Stormtrooper: We don't need to see his identification.
Obi-Wan: These aren't the droids you're looking for.
Stormtrooper: These aren't the droids we're looking for.
Obi-Wan: He can go about his business.
Stormtrooper: You can go about your business.
Obi-Wan: Move along.
Stormtrooper: Move along... move along.
by Houdinia December 9, 2008
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Brown Pappy

The act of defecating on ones chest while receiving a simultaneous blowjob.
Man I took that slut from the bar home last night. I was sitting on her chest getting a blowjob and I gave her the Brown Pappy.
by Pappy Blumpkin May 17, 2011
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Jareed Brown

A kid that has wacky videos on youtube
`` hey did you see jareed brown``
`yeah``
by jareed brown February 11, 2009
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joe brown

i have a joe brown
by joebrown12345erer November 4, 2012
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brown canal

a girl's asshole

slang for anal sex
When the red river's flowing, you better take the Brown Canal.
by Yodex June 7, 2004
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Brown Tipi

A trick beverage consisting of a full bottle of sleeping pills, viagra, and laxatives. The victim passes out, shits his pants and gets an erection.
I tricked Russel into drinking a Brown Tipi, and he shit himself with an erection. It was priceless.
by -Master Dan- November 9, 2008
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Brown Kitten

A combination of space docking and fucking, when a man plunders and pillages a shit filled vagina with his cock of vengeance.
The brown kitten has all the fun of vaginal sex with the excitement of anal!
by hr2 September 22, 2006
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