methane breather 

One who has had his/her head up his/her (or someone else's) arse for so long that they have adapted to the methane rich atmosphere. See Also: Craniorectal Inversion

The Sales Department is populated entirely by methane breathers. Even if they could pull their heads out of their asses, they would probably die of oxygen overdose. See Also: Cranio-rectal Inversion

methane breather by Erich Barbarossa September 3, 2013

swedish breathmint

When one person farts into another person's mouth before kissing.

John: "Hey Brad I'm gonna go on a date with Janice today but I don't have any gum, mind giving me a Swedish breathmint?"
Brad: "Sure, I ate some Taco Bell not long ago so it's all good."

swedish breathmint by luftwaffle February 2, 2014

Ball breathers 

When a guy's boxer briefs become so worn out in the middle that holes form on the sides of each testicle.

Wife: Babe, you need to go buy some new undies and quit walking around this house in them ball breathers!

Ball breathers by JawboneMCG September 18, 2016

Slurp Breathing 

When you cum in a girl's mouth and she has trouble breathing, so it makes a rather gnarly slurping sound.

Friend 1: "Dude, last night I came so hard in this one girl's mouth that she started slurp breathing!"
Friend 2: "Holy shit dude, brutal."

Slurp Breathing by ud4652219 March 20, 2017

Twat breather 

A twat breather is a person with a vagina that stands in front of you to air out the nether regions

That chick was a real twat breather at the concert last night

Twat breather by Ten ton brick June 7, 2017

Hell Breathers 

Basically a word for smokers.

what a fucking hell breathers

Hell Breathers by Godx February 2, 2020

Corona breathing 

When you cough near someone you fucking hate, hoping they will catch the corona virus or at least a life threatening illness because you hate them so much that you'd rather jump of a cliff instead of being around them.

you: *corona breathing* on ur enemy
them: *catches corona virus* wtf bro
you: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Corona breathing by shalomjackiesonenightstand April 24, 2020