double blast math

1. Remedial math class taken in order to meet minimum requirements for college studies.

2. Often required for GEDers to prove their worth to community colleges.

3. Named such because classes often begin with zeros instead of "1's" for freshman studies.

B: "Jojo decided that she didn't want to be a stupid loser so she's going to community college, but they're making her take double blast math because she didn't graduate high school."

C: "She thinks the opposite of stupid loser is community college graduate?"

by Ender's Shadow November 26, 2009

Blast

1. Similar to wicked, or lit.
2. Means to suck, or lame

1. I have a girlfriend. “That’s blast”
2. I can’t come to the party, “That’s blast” or “blast”

by Y/NonBlast October 11, 2019

Baja blast

Baja blasting is the act of one person taking a mouth full for baja blast and spitting it into another person's anus then the person pushes with force the baja blast back into the persons mouth.

Alexis totally baja blasted me last night.

by Lil jimmy 101 August 28, 2021

chicken blast

when you sneak into a room with a box of chicken and blast it all over some douchebag, biscuits and wings fly everywhere.

person one: knocks on the door
person two: hello
person one: come closer
person two: huh
person one: flings the door open and throws the chicken
person one: BAAAAAMMMMM! YOUVE BEEN CHICKEN BLASTED SON!

everyone laughs.

by Deeznutssssss December 27, 2009

barrel blast

When your so obsessed with your new gun you fuck your gf with it

bro, this new Glock is so awesome I barrel blasted my wife’s pussy with it! She was cumming all in the barrel

by Owens31490 February 18, 2022

burgler blast

The act of breaking into someone's home while the occupants are asleep, then masterbating on them. Once finished quietly leave.

Hey Dave I saw that girl from the gas station yesterday followed her home and gave her a burgler blast

by Maddog55 October 25, 2019

Canadian Blast

When you ejaculate all over someone and apologize profusely while doing so.

"Last night I was fucking that dude Josh from Toronto and he Canadian Blasted on me -- so awkward. He was all 'oh no, so sorry, sorry aboot getting that all over you, eh' while he was blowing his load."

by GMP89 July 1, 2014