Brandon

Has the biggest cock a gurl can ask for. Gives steam cleaners to attractive bitches an amazing boyfriend kisser and loves only one bitch at a time he may seem stupid and annoying but under all that he is smart athletic and a nice guy
God she played with brandons heart what a stupid bitch
by Epic gaymer 2345 November 25, 2018
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A neckbeard who will sue you if you insult him
Brandon is a fucking retarted
by Lol your a nigga June 09, 2020
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A fuqboy
U can tell that guy is a brandon
by Farts and poops February 11, 2016
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>Brandon - That one otherwise decent guy you know, who just can't keep his word for **** and always ends up canceling last second.

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>to pull a Brandon - Canceling an appointment last second.
"Wait, where's Bran... Ohh, he pulled a Brandon again, didn't he?"

"Yea, who would've thought.. Just got a text, he won't be coming."
by DivineKNG October 14, 2019
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A little fucker who is fat as shit
Brandon is a little shit
by My buyer Burt April 03, 2018
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Crackhead cunt and is a bit of a prick.
Wow he’s on his 10th line of md, must be a Brandon
by Gstens March 14, 2019
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Brandon’s dad went pizazz.
by BigShlongLary May 20, 2019
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