Cooler Blasted

When you fart in a gas station cooler and the person who opens the door gets your fart shoved down their throat

Dude, I totally cooler blasted someone in the gas station yesterday.

by LowRado07 December 30, 2025

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Malibu Blast

finger blasting someone inside of a Chevy Malibu

Killer weekend with Nina, treated her to a Malibu Blast. had to get the car detailed after

by Dave Roth February 11, 2024

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Blo'hol Blast

It is the holiest drink to bless the planet. Made from blended vaporeons there is nothing better. Gamer girl bathwater has nothing on the holy apparatus that is Blo'hol Blast.

Thanks, bro for Blo'Hol blasting me last night.
Yeah man, no problem.

by expert creamer February 15, 2024

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Blast the pipes

When holding a shit so bad you brake the pipes

I need to blast the pipes real quick I have been holding the shit up for so long.

by Beiber yooz and pinus brother February 19, 2024

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Brisbane Blast

The medical and sexual practice of anally penetrating someone who is constipated in order to induce defecation.

"Bro could you come over? I haven't crapped in 3 days and I need a Brisbane Blast"

by OldPublicFunctionary February 26, 2024

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Bottom Blast

When a bottom/submissive person does a keyboard smash out of confusion or from being flustered.

Person 1: ahgkgrtgregdsfgvgnrtrwegt
Person 2: lol you respond with a bottom blast so often i can predict when they happen
Person 1: AGU09HRTGPDFIOBGG WHAT THE FUCK
Person 2: yeah called it lmao

by Incredibly Small Child March 3, 2024

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