This requires 3 people. The first person is laying on the floor of a porta potty with porta potty juices in their mouth. The second person poops in the first person's mouth while receiving a blowjob from the third person. The poop splashes on the first persons face. The third person also pukes on the second person's penis. Either the second or third person smears the poop on the first person's face like football facepaint.
by SkibidiLomas May 1, 2024
Get the Super Duper Mega Bowl Volcano Blue Bearded Blumpkinmug. 1. A beard so covered in taco juice that all the beard owner can smell is taco.
2. A beard that belongs to a man who just went down on a girl's bearded taco
2. A beard that belongs to a man who just went down on a girl's bearded taco
After eating a super juicy taco, Brendan pulled his mask over his face and said "All I can smell is taco, I've got Taco Beard!"
by CaptainJabbin February 25, 2021
Get the Taco beardmug. A fury man-ape with a beard that connects to his ponytail to form a lions mane. He is known to hide shatter covered blunts in his hair to avoid detection while sneaking into concerts.
Oooohh shit its Ilian the motha fucking Bearded Chin Wonder!!!
Loc-"Who's bringing the beers?"
Me-"The Bearded Chin Wonder"
Loc-"Who's bringing the beers?"
Me-"The Bearded Chin Wonder"
by Ebonizzle September 29, 2017
Get the The Bearded Chin Wondermug. I've been growing this release beard in preparation for our big 1.1 release next week. I'll shave it afterward.
by E money D December 21, 2017
Get the release beardmug. A douchey beard, translates from English to Spanish on Google Translate, then back from Spanish to English
by SamandAbby October 29, 2021
Get the beard enemamug. A man or manchild(usually a millennial) that has a beard but most likely gets it trimmed weekly. This man gets offended very easily, and violently opposes hate speech. He would not dare use his hands for manual labor or for properly pleasing a woman. He is a feminist, his wife makes more money than him, and he hates white privilege.
"Hey I heard Lumberjack Leslie has to ask his wife before he does anything!" "Yeah, he's a soft-bearded man."
by Scranton Strangler April 14, 2018
Get the soft-bearded manmug. When your missus decides to over shave your neck and your beard overtime conjoins with your hairline at the back of your head!!
by The crafty cutie March 24, 2019
Get the 360 beardmug.