David Pettinato

Horrible at Soccer and Fortnite. Has a toe fettish and a hot mom.

Hey look its David Pettinato's hot mom.

by C.D. Hoffer June 6, 2019

David Russo

Having gigantic dick and james horder is jealous

James: I wish is was david he has a huge dick.
David: Last night a hooked up with this chick that had a tite pussy so i destroyed it.

David Russo is someone who has a big cock

by Notdavid365 December 9, 2019

David Lopez

The fattest and shortest white man you'll ever see. He has a hitler cut and tries to act cool. He plays basketball but is absolutely shit and airballs every shot he makes.

Look its a gay David Lopez

by NiggerBAller42069 April 27, 2022

Nash David

Nash David is a slang term probably originating from the 1819 comic "David!" used to describe a very masculine man usually with a HUGE package that is a dark horse type character with good taste. Typical Nash David's swoop in to rescue distraught maidens with large breasts and wet cookies. They make all the ladies swoon but are for some reason unavailable to any of them for long. Be wary of these creatures! They are chiseled, handsome men, and the smell of their testosterone can and will bring all women in proximity into a primitive mindset, incapable of reason, or refusal of business. The most common usage of the term Nash David is to describe men who are often in short-term relationships, leaving the female counterpart distraught upon his depature.

"Nelly's all broke up about that man leavin'."
"He's just a Nash David..."

by Joe Clien December 12, 2022

David Laing

A northern London penis who does fuck all but brake his toe and make racist images of Ian Wright.

Person1: Hey David
David Laing: Yes?
Person1: You're a dickhole!

by Alex Prentice September 16, 2008

david peek

Being Dope. Having, and or obtaining dopeness, either casually or prominently.

David Peek is Dope.

by [e-mail] December 22, 2016

David Trusca

David is the sweetest, most kindhearted and not to mention the most handsome guy you will meet. His heart is so pure and he cares for others’ feelings so much. He is one of the rarest types of people you will meet in your lifetime. I can guarantee you there’s no other person like him. If you’re feeling down, he will always make you feel better.

Amanda: I wish I had a David Trusca in my life

Kyle: Not to brag, but I bagged one. He’s the biggest quock ever and I love him.

by davidisasexymf June 9, 2023