sugar-free man candy

When you walk next to a good-looking guy in a public place to get people to think that he is your boyfriend.The "sugar" refers to commitment, therefore "sugar-free" means no commitment. Especially satisfying when you do it and your ex is walking the other way.
"I saw Jason on the street the other day. I had my sugar-free man candy. :D"
by Raystar April 10, 2009
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Originating down south, this phrase means that what you are currently doing is not being productive for the task at hand. Standing around the hood of a truck drinking coffee at the job site isn't getting the job done. Or, if you have the wrong tool for the job and are failing at a task.
Sitting here drinking ice tea when we got yard work to do - this ain't getting the baby no candy!
by Rockadaddy August 25, 2017
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New York Rock Candy

The act of a girl shitting on your penis and waiting for it to dry until it becomes crusty and then often fucking it afterwords.
Omg that girl gave me the New York rock candy last night.
by BleachDrinker2000 March 30, 2019
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Candy Raver

A Candy Raver is someone who comes to festivals just so they can score drugs.
Omg that (Candy Raver) over there has been harassing everyone for the content of their pockets.
by Anne51136 September 04, 2018
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candy coated blow job

A homosexual act in which one male ejaculats onto another males penis and then sucks it
I gave my boyfriend a candy coated blow job
by Otis D February 06, 2009
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Old guy with candy

basiclly a slut
cuz they basically throw them selves on you like an old guuy with candy
man i hooked up w/ jess last night.
she was so easy she was like an old guy with candy.
by Isaac756 December 18, 2007
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Iraqi Porcupine candy cane

The act of shoving a needle in the male's urethra, thus when making love, having sex, or fucking, the needle pokes several holes in or around the urethra causing blood flow and seminal fluid to mix creating a candy cane like fluid when ejaculating on to a woman's arm.
Bill: I gave your mom a Louisiana hot pocket this morning.
Steve: Oh, well i gave your mom an Iraqi Porcupine candy cane last night.
Bill: What the hell is that Steve?
Steve: It involves, needles, my urethra, blood, cum, and your moms arm...
Bill: I'm your brother though?
Steve: Oh well, we live in Mississippi.
by Lake Stevens October 30, 2011
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