The myth, the man, the coffee-powered machine that somehow stays tired. Tony El Chong Cuey is the guy who drinks triple espressos for breakfast, and still yawns through life like he's been on a 72-hour bender in Vegas. Despite caffeine having zero effect on him, he remains loyal to coffee because it's not about the energy-it's about the grind.
El Chong Cuey is fearless... Tony's lifestyle philosophy? "If you're awake, drink coffee. If you're asleep, dream about drinking coffee."
El Chong Cuey is fearless... Tony's lifestyle philosophy? "If you're awake, drink coffee. If you're asleep, dream about drinking coffee."
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Tonies are very caring men, typically black, or of dark skin tone, they like to have fun with friends and make witty jokes. Tony is a very big fan of football or sports in general, tonies have big hearts
Tony is a great guy
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A turtle character from the "SpongeBob SquarePants" universe, revealed in 2020 to be the long-sleeping inhabitant of Patrick’s rock house. This plot twist highlights the unexpected backstory of Patrick's home, as the series began during Tony's 30-year slumber, starting on May 1, 1999.
Did you hear about Tony? He’s the turtle who was actually living in Patrick’s rock the whole time! I can't believe they kept that twist under wraps for so long!
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