Fakebook friend

<noun>

One of those strange friends on facebook that your REALLY dont even know. You dont share any mutual friends or anything.

You might just add them becuase you just want that 1 more friend, or mabey becuase they have the same name as you.

The strange part is that they get extreamly offended when you delete them as a friend.

Bill: "Hey man! Whats your deal?!?"

John: "What?

Bill: "Why did you delete me as a friend?"

John: "Your just a fakebook friend dude."

by dats2dope January 7, 2010

step friend

A person you are obligated to be friends with solely because they are friends with your friend.

Clay is a complete and total step friend. If he wasn't going out with Kelsey, I would've probably beat the crap out of him already.

by samiblack April 25, 2010

future friend

a person that has not yet reached the actual level of relationship status to be defined as a "friend" in your life, but you think he/she is cool and will gladly shotgun a beer with her on a beach or take a body shot off a ginger with.

"Whose your friend that you were talking to over there? -- she seemed cool"
"Oh that girl? Nah she's not my friend...she's my future friend. her name is Jill"
"...oh Gotcha."

by party ninja May 13, 2014

Best Friend

One of the most special people in your life. They provide moral support, badass roasts for the person you both hate, sarcasm levels of 100,000,000,000,000, and memories beyond any other. You share inside jokes, have special nicknames for each other, and love each other more than any boyfriend/girlfriend could. They understand you and have ESPN or something. If you fell into a puddle of mud, a friend would pull you out, a best friend would just laugh and take pictures and then eventually get pulled in by you.

Lindsey and Becca have been Best Friends forever. They know EVERYTHING about each other and hang out every weekend. Wish I had a friendship like that.

by CHOCOLLAAAAAAAAATTTTEEE December 2, 2016

emergency friends

When you aren't friends with anyone in a new place (class, gym, work, church, etc.) but you know you're going to need friends for that place, you become emergency friends.

I was in gym class with all of the dumb kids so I had to become emergency friends with some girl only because she was the least annoying person there.

I wasn't friends with anyone in physics class and I made emergency friends with the guy next to me so I'd have someone to sit with at lunch.

by Loaves May 31, 2016

Liquid friend

Liquor, Beer, anything that can get your drunk.

"Wheres my liquid freind cause i need another drink?"- Mr bones

by SexBandit88 January 28, 2005

Public Friend

A person who acts like your friend in public and social situations, but basically uses you and treats you like crap.

Jon: Dude, Devan Downey is so good at basketball!
Michael: Yeah, but Andy Roddick is THE MAN at tennis.
Dustin: Jack is good at everything!!!
Jack: uhh..thanks..?
Later...
Dustin: Hey Jack, can I see your answers, I was really busy last night and I had practice and all.
Jack: Um yeah sure.
Dustin: Thanks man, you're the best.
Afterwards...
*Jack stands in a circle of conversation*
*Dustin walks right in front of him and pushes him out of the circle*
Despues...
Jack: Hey Dustin, I woke up late this morning and didn't have time for breakfast. Can I please have some of those cheez its?
Dustin: no
Jack: Jeez, what a public friend..

by Jack Daniels Moore February 7, 2010