wrist flop child

Mentally handicapped or just plain stupid individuals between the ages of 5 and 15. Otherwise known as queefbags and douchetwats.
A wrist flop child will often be less intelligent than the average douchebag, twatnugget, or krauser.
by Ted Zimmerman February 07, 2009
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clout child

atreyu i probably spelled it wrong aslos known as social ballz is actually crqazy
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i am going to kill myself clout child
by blobadooba March 19, 2022
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Child goblin

1.An adult usually 40 years of age who likes to hang around children’s playgrounds
2. A deformed child
Dude I think there’s a child goblin over there
by Why would I regret this? June 03, 2020
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Lap child

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Child-Man

A child-man behaves, acts, and thinks like a man, but is a child at heart. They are having fun and enjoying life to the fullest, all with the mindset of growth, experience, and everything it means to be a man (up to you!)

They can be of any age ranging from 10-100.

All they have to do is do what they do well and have fun doing it!

A child-man never seeks to hurt, harm, or make others worry or feel less significant than they are.
Noun: a person with a purposeful mind and a loving heart.
Ex) Jason is such a child-man, he even remembered I like salsa on my tacos when he made them for me.

Ex) Person 1: “He might be a child-man”

Person 2: “what do you mean?”

Person 1: “The way he moves and acts, he’s probably thinking about so many things at once but he’s so calm and friendly.”

Person 2: “and that smile…”

Both: Dreamy
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G Child

G Child took his life in an instant.
by AWinters47 March 15, 2023
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The Holy Child

A guy with an unusually large amount of female friends some of which act in a sexual manner towards him. Most of the females that know him claim that he has a relaxing personality such as helping with depression and anxiety.
“Yo have you heard that John knows the entire cheerleading team”
“The whole teem?”
Yah man the whole teem and guess what, I saw him and the entire team leave after a game with beach clothes in their bags”
“...he is The Holy Child bro”
by Nnoble1000 October 10, 2017
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