A boat operator who is clueless to the rules on safe boating. An inebriated boat captain who puts his crew and boaters around him in peril.
by Blumpkin'd January 13, 2021
Get the Sea Tardmug. to describe a reatard
they probs bi polar
describes ppl who are idiots or morons
or retards
or someone white and trans
they probs bi polar
describes ppl who are idiots or morons
or retards
or someone white and trans
by cuck321 October 12, 2023
Get the tardmug. An Urba-tard is a person who is not smart enough to figure out that the purpose of Urban Dictionary is to post various kinds of URBAN SLANG, and other words used by different groups of people, which are NOT found in regular dictionaries.
To make things more plain and simple for the unsure, Urban Dictionary is NOT for: listing famous people, things, or events and commenting on them; people to post their own name, defined by an endless series of compliments; inventing excruciatlingly unfunny insults for the purpose of naming a real individual you don't like in the example; or other stupid crap. If any of these examples sound like you, congratulations, you're an Urba-tard.
To make things more plain and simple for the unsure, Urban Dictionary is NOT for: listing famous people, things, or events and commenting on them; people to post their own name, defined by an endless series of compliments; inventing excruciatlingly unfunny insults for the purpose of naming a real individual you don't like in the example; or other stupid crap. If any of these examples sound like you, congratulations, you're an Urba-tard.
Brad: hey, I'm gonna make up an insult in Urban Dictionary and name my ex wife in the example!
True friend: instead of being an Urba-tard, maybe you should take responsibility for the fact that you don't know how to sexually please a woman, then try to improve yourself as a man, so I don't have to bang your next wife, too.
True friend: instead of being an Urba-tard, maybe you should take responsibility for the fact that you don't know how to sexually please a woman, then try to improve yourself as a man, so I don't have to bang your next wife, too.
by RudyPseudo III August 22, 2025
Get the Urba-tardmug. Someone who is mentally impaired by their conformity so much that they wouldn’t understand common sense if it kicked them up the arse.
by Just another Patriot December 21, 2020
Get the Sheep-tardmug. by Modern provider May 30, 2014
Get the fuck tardmug. Usually a self proclaimed educator on the internet that parrots mainstream concensus science without understanding basic physics.
by Joseph369 June 29, 2020
Get the Smart-tardmug. I asked my friend Jenny Lee why she never uses her Bluetooth headphones and that's when I called her a tech tard
by Manuel59manuel June 3, 2020
Get the Tech Tardmug.