your mom

the most common roast that can be used at anytime

Hey what time is it?

your mom! lol

by geesh lort November 26, 2020

Your viewer count is down

What dream says to tommyinnit (child) when twitch glitches and shows less viewer count.

Your viewer count is down tommy

by NeverFrosted November 27, 2020

an ear up your ass

When you are so pissed at your brother and he calls on Thanksgiving to complain and thinks you give two shits so you give him an ear up your ass. —-anonymous

You will get an ear up your ass if call me with shit I don’t care about.

by Byebyekittie November 27, 2020

give your girlfriend a hoodie day

28th of November is national give your girl a hoodie day

Yo bro it’s the 28th national give your girlfriend a hoodie day did you give your girl one

by Itsonlyjoshhere November 27, 2020

Slap your sandwich

Code word used in front on children for intercourse with your wife or girlfriend

I can’t wait for the kids to go to bed so I can slap your sandwich baby girl

by Sex with girlfriend November 27, 2020

fix your code

what some would say to you if your being annoying to them

(and yes i did get this line from Dream :))

person1: hey do you wanna go to the park? or play UNO? or idk have a sleepover tonight? hoo hoo what about we...
person2: omg you are so annoying. Go fix your code instead

by Bobby Jefferson November 27, 2020

Scrape Your Applesauce

A sexual technique involving placing hot and cold applesauce on a person's private parts and scraping it off with a kitchen scraper.

If you ask nicely I will scrape your applesauce.

by anonymous November 28, 2020