fuck my ear

This means fuck my life.

Her: There was an accident.
Him: It’s not even winter yet.

Her: Fuck my ear.

by Dylwit October 23, 2019

The weasleys (my Weasleys, not Harry’s)

The Weasleys are a squad of four girls, four lucky girls to have each other’s. LA, KD, RN and RA.

Girl1: Look! Those r the Weasleys (my Weasleys, not Harry’s).
Girl2: Wow! I wish I were as lucky to have great friends as they are!

by RA Weasley April 30, 2019

ping my blog

It's a computer geek term. It doesn't really matter what it means it just sound so useful. It sort of rolls off your tongue. Just begs to be repeated. Sounds like words you could use for anything.

ping your blog, Pinging my blog, pinging her blog, Hey ping my blog. I got my blog pinged today! Hold on a minute, I'm pinging my blog. I was in my front yard pinging my blog. Wassup dog, jus pingin muh blog

by Iftakhar August 18, 2009

Awaken my masters

How to wake up a bunch of huge buff Aztec fitness gods and make them play dubstep- also effective to kill people named mark.

Guy not named mark: “AWAKEN MY MASTERS!!!”

Buff guys encased on stone: “AYAYAYAYAYAYY”

Mark: “how could you..”

by GenosCyborg September 29, 2023

Get outta my trash

My neighbors nickname for me.

Gerald: Hey! Get outta my trash!
Me: Wassup Gerald!
Gerald: No! Get. Out. Of . My. Trash!
Me: How you doing!
Gerald: *Throws brick*

by Heywhoturnedoutthelights March 13, 2018

pete wentz from my chemical romance

the lead vocalist of the band twenty one pilots

"Hey i'm Pete wentz from my chemical romance"

by eatpant420 November 14, 2018

toot in my horn

Something you don't like or aren't interested in.

John: Have you tried the new reasturant in the neighborhood?
Ron: Yes, I went there last week and the food was "ok" - it didn't really put a toot in my horn, and I doubt I'll go back again.

by Krearyal February 18, 2017