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suck my nigga felix’s dick

oh golly gee it’s october 24th can’t wait to give felix the gluck gluck 9000
you’ve reached the voice mail of felix *beeeeeeeeep
sluourrrirhrhidndp -you sucking my nigga felixs dick.
suck my nigga felix’s dick
by Lana Rhode’s clit October 23, 2019
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The ATF Can Suck My Dick

Chad: Hey Kyle did you get the "The ATF Can Suck My Dick" mug?
Kyle: Fuck ya i got that mug!
by FuckFuckingFuckBalls May 1, 2022
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Victor Von Anal Dick Cheese

Victor Von Anal Dick Cheese is a very smart dude who is white asf, a lil German 😰 , and very hot 😏 no girls want him but guys do, he’s jus that cute.
girl: omg is that Victor Von Anal Dick Cheese?!?!
boy: yes he’s very hot
girl: E 😣😣
by sparkzlol74 April 21, 2022
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Dick Pussy Shit Ballgina Surprise

The fine art of of fucking a pussy so hard the the vagina and butthole become one. Then, after the male explodes his massive load in the gaping hole of doom, the female and or circus freak will now defocate her organs/semen/fecal matter onto a ballgina. Soon after the thing with ballgina will simultaneously slap the circus freaks face with the bodily excrement.
Yo this fuckin cunt tried me, so i called up Yosephine with the ballgina to come over and we gave er the ol Dick pussy shit ballgina surprise :)
by dick fart surprise September 29, 2010
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Oni chan I have dick

This term is used in Japanese hentai normally filming a young child with a fold man this man is ready to have sexual intercouse with the young child (which in the west is considered pedophile) this man is then told “oni chan I have a dick” normally the man is not phased by this and goes in for the tight pum.
Oh oni chan I have dick if you forget

OH THAT DOESNT MATTER LOVE
The man below is a know sex offender
by Dengplural December 9, 2019
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tighter than dick's hatband

A lot of people don't seem to know what dicks hatband is. It actually refers to a male penis, the hat being a condom and the the band ofcourse being the rubber band at the base of the condom.
Bro, she not gonna let you hit. She keeps that shit tighter than dick's hatband.
by sdotx January 20, 2015
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not with a stolen dick and someone else pushing

A woman that is just plan ugly
Dude 1: Would you sleep with that chick?

Dude 2: not with a stolen dick and someone else pushing
by kegggstand October 3, 2008
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