Blind Man's Shave

When one shaves down below but ends up leaving many patches of hair, one has to wonder if it was shaved by a blind man.

Yo, you missed so many spots, it looks like a Blind Man's Shave"

by Mexican Handshake August 1, 2010

Massachusetts Man Meat

A 16 inch throbbing hammer in a Bostonians pants

Look at that Massachusetts Man Meat

by meatmuncher12 September 3, 2019

Grey man

When you get no votes for MoM, WoM and TFC in a game.

Paul Foster is Grey man - the greyest of the grey - mediocrity on the hockey pitch if ever you did see it.

by JM302 March 12, 2023

The Family Man

A movie about a guy that gets a glimpse into another life, since the audience is supposed to think he didn't appreciate the one he had.

Don Cheadle was not the natural comedian and lover people thought he was trying to be in The Family Man. They could tell he really wanted Nicholas Cage dead, because he hated Nicholas Cage enough to want him dead, and they could see it in his eyes.

by Solid Mantis May 22, 2021

Man-on-Man-Splaining

When you've run out of women to mansplain to, so you resort to men instead.

"Did you happen to attend last night's amateur radio club meeting?" "Yes, a lot of man-on-man-splaining."

by addat November 13, 2023

Man Pigeon

Homeless men who live in the rafters of bridges.

I was taking the Amtrak to NYC and noticed some man pigeons just north of Penn Station.

by WMcEaton February 4, 2012

Ahh... free at last. O Gabriel, now dawns thy reckoning, and thy gore shall GLISTEN before the temples of Man! Creature of Steel, my gratitude upon thee for my freedom. But the crimes thy kind have committed against humanity are NOT forgotten!

best line in ultrakill

Minos fucking prime: Ahh... free at last. O Gabriel, now dawns thy reckoning, and thy gore shall GLISTEN before the temples of Man! Creature of Steel, my gratitude upon thee for my freedom. But the crimes thy kind have committed against humanity are NOT forgotten!

V1: no I win

by KFCworker April 26, 2025