i did not run that family of four over with my car on the 15 of october 2023 at 3pm before dumping their bodies in the nearby lake

i didnt do it

Dave: Did you run that family of four over with my car on the 15 of october 2023 at 3pm before dumping their bodies in the nearby lake?

BOB:I did not run that family of four over with my car on the 15 of october 2023 at 3pm before dumping their bodies in the nearby lake

by chimp that can talk December 18, 2024

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025

I got that dog in me

When you get mounted by a dog and the red rocket goes in….and in an effort to save face, you try to act tough and start barking and grunting like a giga chad.

Dog: Woof! Woof! I’m gonna mount that man!

Nik: Oh no, not again!

Innocent bystander: Bro that dog is inside you!

Nik: (Obviously embarrassed) Arf! Arf! I got that dog in me! Get on my level!

by DarkCoffee January 12, 2025

I J-hope

when you really want something, but like x1000

I J-hope BTS win their first Grammy in 2021.

by greenmochisugakookie November 25, 2020

I told the sun about you.

I love you, but I’m letting you go.

Fabi: jack! What did you want to talk about?
Jack: I told the sun about you.

by Serendipity. January 19, 2022

Why am i in this room?

I dont know, But if you out you will remember

Ok time to-
...
Why am i in this room?

by i killed my wife for children April 1, 2023

I know that cookie good

A figure of speech for saying that p or pussy is magnificent and enjoying

When bruzz is hanging out with chopped huzz:
Knox: how was that girl last night
Lincoln: she chopped asf
Knox: I know that cookie good tho

Lincoln: hell yea the cookie was magnificent

by Lincwalkemdownandcuttheydickof December 16, 2024