my week with Marilyn

N.B: The Marilyn referred to is Marilyn Monroe. The phrase itself, 'my week with Marilyn' is also the title of a post-Harry Potter Emma Watson movie in which a character played by Emma Watson goes back in time to spend a week with Marilyn Monroe)

an average Joe's encounter with a celebrity in the secular world.

boy a): what did you get for your birthday?

boy b): Lol. I got my week with Marilyn from my parents. I met Larry King from Larry King Live when he came to speak on a local tv show and I was in the audience.

by Sexydimma July 17, 2014

on my mixture

The appropriate level of drugs and alcohol, case depending, to take a person to their pre-determined zenith of pleasure/happiness/crunked out bliss.

"Yo, I'm fin to have a good time cause tonight I'm on my mixture."

by gucciforfree July 19, 2014

Activate my trap card

A quick way or the easy way out of an situation

Teacher: Can you answer this question tom
You : Sleeping*
Teacher: Wake up!!
You: Idk I choose to Activate my trap card

Your friend: *RISES FROM CHAIR*
He's been up all night studying

by The Mmmm effect July 25, 2014

Shits in my nutella jar

Another way of saying that something gets on your nerves

Stacy: Hey, have you seen Jeff?
Zach: Nah, I've been avoiding him, that guy really shits in my nutella jar.

by lemmingdos October 2, 2014

killing my battery

Killing my high.

Man im hella stoned ! Best day ever

Mom: clean your room do your homework take a shower walk the dog, etc/
Man youre killing my battery !

by suda October 2, 2014

my bb

BB- Best Bitch its what Black females call there best friends or someone that is really close to them

There goes my BB MONICA !!!! HEY GURL

by Best Bitch BB October 9, 2014

board my platform

a nicer way of sarcastically telling someone "welcome to my reality"

mom : son, at your age, when I hung out with friends, i didn't smoke weed and play video games, I listened to the Beatles.

son: well, lol, board my platform for a change.

by Sexydimma October 20, 2014