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lemonade man

Lemonade man is a mother fucking asshole who has a crush on hafeel and also masturbates to varun. This person has sexual intercourse with his teachers every night and has balls the size of bowling balls he seems to never run out of white liquid.
by _joe._ May 5, 2022
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udder man

A man who spends so much time tending to cattle that he finds himself aroused by udders.
Bob: "Are you an ass man or a boob man?"
Chris: "Hanging with Daisy and Bessie I must say I'm an udder man."
by Kenya_Swallow July 4, 2016
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berry dinkle man

a berry dinkle man is when u brake there legs then suck there cock whilst taking a fat shit on his toes and eating it with a berry on top
hey i just pulled a quick berry dinkle on this gay man want to join

what is a berry dinkle. a berry dinkle man is when u brake there legs then suck there cock whilst taking a fat shit on his toes and eating it with a berry on top

i would love to do a berry dinkle with u i love broken legs yum lets be gay together.
by berrythelittledinkle May 15, 2022
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Mayonnaise Man

A Caucasian man older than 35 years. Usually balding/bald, overweight, has a deep voice, and works either in blue collar industries or law enforcement.

They drive lifted trucks, vote republican, are homophobic, and order their sandwiches with extra mayonnaise. In other words, a stereotypical middle aged white man.

Bonus points if the mayonnaise man is misogynistic.
Jeff is such a mayonnaise man! He's literally eating a mayonnaise sandwich in his lifted chevy truck!
by Mayonnaise mike August 2, 2025
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Real Man

A Real Man is not the beer drink'n, football love'n, Gym pump'n , porn watch'n, meat size'n, dumb ass man bun'n, lady grabber ( trump ) you think it may be. If you want to be a real man then you need to be like Lee B, driven, smart, gentle, bloody hilarious and the coolest mf.
"Get yo. shit together bro, be a real man"

"Gosh look at Lee over there! He's such a real man, so handsome *sighs*
by Throkmortonthepowerful^^ February 10, 2025
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Week for your man

This is the week before valentines when a man’s woman drops her pride and acts on impulse down to what her man tells her to do. This week for your man is too support his mental health and bank account for preparation for Valentine’s Day
“ girl it’s the week for your man throw it back, I did everyday for his mental forget gifts on valentines I want his baby”
by AlanBooga February 3, 2022
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bang man

Anjelica: Hey Noah, there's this guy named Miles that I really like. Do you think you could help me out and be my bang man?

Noah: I guess so, ass hat.
by BoahGee December 11, 2022
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