that sucks dick and it doesnt even swallow

classification of a situation that is unpleasant. to say something is so bad there isn't anything vaguely good about it. a cloud with no silver lining.

edWord: for real though, he got herpes from that girl. messed up thing is he didnt even sleep with her...they were just spooning...

davis: ohhh man...that sucks dick and it doesnt even swallow!

by ed the Word September 15, 2009

cut my dick off

to break someone's heart but not be romantically afflicted with said person

"He broke my heart but you cut my dick off!"

by 10keys October 27, 2020

bitch-whore shit-dick

Usually a prick. A 'bitch-whore shit-dick' will usually fuck up everything he/she does. They don't care about anyone except themselves, so you can never really trust them. Unknown why they do the things they do. Call your friend this and it's quite possible they will shit their pants then slap you in the face. "Bitch-whore shit-dick" is interchangeable with the words dick, prick, coward, asshole, fuck-face, pussy, etc.

Person #1: Why are you being such a bitch-whore shit-dick?

Person #2: Because I'm a pussy.

Person #1: That's what I thought.....

by The Truth Teller#1 June 9, 2011

Chocolate and Cream Dick Donut

An asshole that has sperm :
- Covering it
- Oozing from it
- Dripping from it
- Fingered from it
- Licked from it

"I think she's 'the one' Momma!!"

-That's wonderful dear, she reminds me alot of myself at her age - However did you know?
"When she begged me to munch her 'Chocolate and Cream Dick Donut' while she was workin away on my dishes and loading the front loader.. I only wish her Chocolate and Cream Dick Donut was as half as chocolaty and creamy as yours always is Momma"
- Awww.. You must be so very hungry dear , here's something for you to eat!

by DRiZZ KiD September 4, 2016

National Suck Dick Day

This holiday falls on June 22nd.

Tom:You hear what tomorrow is?

Jessica:The 22nd?

Tom:No National Suck Dick Day!

by i didnt like june 24th June 22, 2020

ma dick fell off bitch

When u don't want to go out with someone say "my dick fell of bitch".

Them: Would u go out with me
Me: Ma dick fell off bitch

by Jacob Mollan April 11, 2017

DDDA - Deep Dicked Dat ASS!!

DDDA means to deep dick dat ass, something you often do to a hoe at daaa club, if you got no glove.

You know wat they say no glove no love anal for the W

Chris: " yoooo bro i DDDA that girl yesterday, she had not showered for a while it ended in a muddy situation, big yikes."
21 Savage: "fuckkkkk let me slurp da muddy situation up for you ;)"
DDDA - Deep Dicked Dat ASS!!

by young anal April 24, 2019