Shit lag

When you need to shit but nothing comes out and then it comes back to haunt you 10 minutes later

Sorry bro I need to leave, I got Shit lag in the bathroom and I swear it’s coming back now and it’s HUGE!

by happycaptain February 2, 2024

Shit shat

When you hate life

Shit shat said by Kelia

by DD93742 November 8, 2019

FUCK THIS SHIT

A bunch of motherfucking fuck boys torturing behind a computer using 5.o line landlines satellite and my brain..CAN YOU READ ME NOW! FUCK THIS SHIT!

Fuck this shit! Fuck you cunts

by Love, Diana.M December 4, 2024

shit slide

When you're doing something normal and all of a sudden you have to shit really bad. It has the sensation of shit sliding through the rectum.

I was dating Cindy and I had to run to the bathroom because of a Shit Slide.

I failed my driver's test because I had to run out of the car due to a Shit Slide.

by Oh my God, they Killed Kenny! October 13, 2016

Dumbest Shit Out There

Luka Travers from Scarlet Nexus

"Hey have you heard of the dumbest shit out there"
"oh are you talking about Luka Travers?"

by sannnnnns September 15, 2021

SHIT braids

To have braids that look like shit

Girl:my braids are on Fleek
Other girl:No Bitch them are shit Braids Df

by lul.baezin October 22, 2015

dar shit

A very dark and daring time to take a shit in a very inappropriate manner

She took that dar shit on the hood of the car while heyr BF was going 70 miles per hour down the highway

by Mikangel June 24, 2023