I'll forge a rubber check for you

What you snortingly/contemptuously tell someone who irrelevantly asks to be paid for something that he should let you have for free, such as an item that he'd already discarded. The joke is that said financial instrument would be DOUBLY worthless --- not only would it be a phony check, but the written info on it would be counterfeit, as well. :P

A humorous-natured local woman gigglingly asked me if I'd slip her a few bucks for some old chipped enamel saucepans that I'd salvaged from her curbside trash-pile, so I made a face at her and agreeably responded, "Sure thing --- I'll forge a rubber check for you for five dollars!"

by QuacksO March 24, 2022

Mike you little Tigger

Known as the ultimate warrior and idiot of Arab Squad, loves Fortnite and Soccer but he also loves picking his nose
Jesus first always

Mike you little tigger You’re a dickhead fam

by CodTime? March 25, 2022

you gassin it

you over reacting or doing to much

guy 1 : na shordy bad asf
guy 2 : na bra you gassin it
guy 1 : what that mean
guy 2 : gassin it mean you over reacting or doing to much

by trendsetter.mell March 25, 2022

you he when the

when he
when he at the

tom: you he when the
bob: wtf
tom: am have stroke

by zTiramisu March 27, 2022

FUCK YOU

FUCK YOU

FUCK YOU

by pee675894320573956678954895 March 28, 2022

The more you show off

A jealousy sentence or a counter for show offs.

Ugh, the more you show off, the more you're gonna be a dropout and going to be homeless. Jeez.

by RsUselessinformation March 29, 2022

you were here now your there

you were ugly than had a big glow up and got a better type

you were here now your there so i did better

by factors March 29, 2022