Shit burns

Originated from being old and having heartburn but can relate to the general aching, burning, pains, etc. associated with getting old.

Person 1: Do you have some tums and an aspirin?

Person 2: Sure. You not feeling well?

Person 3: You know, just getting old. Shit burns!

by KBomb January 20, 2017

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Shit dinner

When you wipe out on your skateboard or bike and you “eat shit”

You just had a shit dinner, friend.

Go have a shit dinner you fucking faggot

by MarijuanaMisfit November 26, 2018

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When you have 30 seconds in a pregame lobby and you somehow have time to run to the bathroom and drop the worlds fastest shit. Then tell his friends that he even had time to wipe too, which we know just isn’t true. Then tell his friends he even washed his hands, which we also know isn’t true.

He went and took a Pinna shit between dropping nukes.

by BigSalamiTommy November 6, 2023

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Shit-Swapping

Also known as Dukey-Dribbling and Poo-Chugging is the act of pressing your and another person's anus together and defecating into the other person's anus, or the other person defecating into your anus.

Ray William Johnson: Last night I heard Sheila and MacDonald were Shit-Swapping!
Bart: What the hell is Shit-Swapping?
Ray William Johnson: MacDonald was letting Sheila take a fat dukey in his asshole!

by godzillamaster099 August 13, 2018

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shit

brown stuff that comes out of your butt/poop/crap

wow thats a big piece of shit.

by sofiawerner April 14, 2016

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nut shit

A shit that incorporates either nuts or corn (most of the time nuts) and sometimes sticks on to the asshole of its victims and causes major uncomfort in the ass-area.

Damn, a nut shit, (*sighs) this is so irrelevant to my day.

by Aqua June 2, 2016

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