i think we should have a real dog

Idea for getting a new dog that isn't a stuffed animal

I think we should have a real dog Defined as getting a real dog

by Piiopdgh July 28, 2017

I sliced myself a with a key

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I sliced myself a with a key

by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025

I

Slightly impressed by this cat…
Up by 90 in an hour…
How?
On the same post…
Hmm…
What can else can I do?🤔

I’ ll just say I love you !!!

by My ❤️ will never stop 4u June 26, 2024

And I oop

When vsco girls drop there hydroflasks(a very overpriced water bottle) they love scrunchies and they love saying skskskskskskss (and I oop I droped my hydroflask

Vsco girl: oh now I droped my hydro and I oop sksksksksksk

by Devin😂 October 5, 2019

I don't care

also referred to as I DO NOT CARE
to hear and breathe with perfect hearing
to not put energy or emphasis on things not reciprocated

sometimes used as sarcasm sometimes used with sincerity and sometimes used BOLDLY as in there is nothing else left to do about it or that a person would be able to do

"I DO NOT CARE" if you don't want to attend the party with me

"I don't care" what people say I know I'm a good person

by UnoYoko February 11, 2022

I would rather walk the 8k's home

When you would rather walk a certain amount of km's to your house from your current location in order to leave an uncomfortable environment.

"I would rather walk the 8k's home than deal with Sharon right now as she is making me feel really uncomfortable".

by Lilblondedevil September 27, 2021

I gotta call TJ

Code words for “ I gotta take a dump in Apt.”

Man my belly Hurts!! I gotta call TJ!

by Winger444 September 29, 2023