Why didn't you go with him?

When you don't realize a person is dead and you suffer a severe case of foot-in-mouth disease.

Earl: "I'm such an idiot. I saw our neighbor Mrs. Lundgren at the store today, so I asked her how her husband was doing. I didn't know he was dead. She said 'he's gone' and I thought he was on a trip. So I asked, 'Why didn't you go with him?'"

Opal (horrified): EARL!!!

~ "Pickles" by Brian Crane

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 8, 2022

you made me full

usually when a person is eating, someone says something that makes you feel full.

often times this can usually mean that you’re upset, grossed out or mad at someone because of what they said

person 1: *eats*
person 2: “you look like a pig, stop stuffing your face.”
person 1: “you made me full since you said such a comment like that.”

by wowbella March 9, 2022

I guess you don’t like me

You just don’t know how hard I have it right now

I am talking to the Jews of UrbanDictionary. They must think I am an annoying dickhead at this point.

I guess you don’t like me

by anonymous March 12, 2022

DO YOU KNOW XCREEPAKY?

DO YOU KNOW XCREEPAKY?

DO YOU KNOW XCREEPAKY?
yes

by Sinffulll March 12, 2022

i used to be you

I used to be you

I used to be you

by Alê March 12, 2022

You Mad?

The thing idiots use when they purposely make someone extremely mad and then say.

Person 2: You suck (50 times)
Person 1: WOULD YOU SHUT UP!?
Person 2: you mad?

by Old_Sport March 12, 2022

You can't take a horse to water

You can't force a person to do what they don't want to do.

You can't take a horse to water is a useful phrase to learn when making friends.

by Sexydimma March 13, 2022