Why did you look this up? If you are depressed then talk about it.
Yes you are!!! You can do things that nobody can do!
Yes you are!!! You can do things that nobody can do!
kArEn: My kid is special!
Litterly the fattest kid on earth: Am i special?
KAreN: no, i tried to drown you, but the manager said milkshakes are for drinking only.
Litterly the fattest kid on earth: Am i special?
KAreN: no, i tried to drown you, but the manager said milkshakes are for drinking only.
by tobitaart June 9, 2020
Get the Am i special?mug. by AntiOof December 1, 2021
Get the If I were you I would run.mug. Type your definition here...
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by rhugogiuy5878754478 October 18, 2025
Get the i eat food😊87r8fu5g5tw0jey89gtjhyukmug. A cheerful non sequitur and glorious escape hatch from awkward, controversial, or brain-melting conversations. When someone exclaims, “I found a purple rock!”, they are essentially waving a shiny distraction to derail a discussion that has taken an uncomfortable, heated, or overly complicated turn. It is the verbal equivalent of changing the subject faster than you can say tax policy or crypto investing.
Use it when the conversation drifts toward politics, religion, sex, or any other topic that makes you wish you were home talking to your cat. The beauty of it? Nobody can argue with a purple rock.
Author’s Note:
Inspired by years of dodging family dinner debates and surviving small talk with strangers. Because sometimes, the only way out of a bad conversation is geological.
Use it when the conversation drifts toward politics, religion, sex, or any other topic that makes you wish you were home talking to your cat. The beauty of it? Nobody can argue with a purple rock.
Author’s Note:
Inspired by years of dodging family dinner debates and surviving small talk with strangers. Because sometimes, the only way out of a bad conversation is geological.
Example:
A: “So, how do you really feel about the election results?”
B: “I found a purple rock!”
A: “…Cool! Where?”
Example:
A: “So how’s your love life going?”
B: “I found a purple rock!”
A: “So, how do you really feel about the election results?”
B: “I found a purple rock!”
A: “…Cool! Where?”
Example:
A: “So how’s your love life going?”
B: “I found a purple rock!”
by Thejocdoc November 7, 2025
Get the I found a purple rock!mug. by Your name September 3, 2021
Get the I domug. by a dream and 💔 July 1, 2024
Get the Imug. Mother. Adrian go take a shower, then do your homework, not the other way round.
Adrian. Mother., I wasn't born yesterday, I will take a shower when I feel its appropriate.
Adrian. Mother., I wasn't born yesterday, I will take a shower when I feel its appropriate.
by Sexydimma January 10, 2013
Get the I wasn't born yesterdaymug.