Gaggin' on the D

1) Having an extremely bad day.

2) A forceful penis obstructing the airways, blocking the source of life.

*sigh* "Holy fuck, today really has me gaggin' on the D."

Sally: "What are you to, bobby?"
Bobby: "Just gaggin' on the D...WBU?"

by claimyourshame August 2, 2019

d&o

This usually means Depression and Obsession like the song “Depression & Obsession” in the XXXTentacion album “17”

D&O is the worst combination

by Youngdaggerdiiiiick January 4, 2018

D-tour

Going out of your way or changing your plans just to get laid.

"Wait, you're in Madrid? I thought you were going to Portugal"

"Yeah but I met a hot Spanish guy so I'm taking a d-tour"

by tackysocks April 17, 2017

d-orbital

1)Noun: The third possible orbital in an atom. Found in the third period of the Periodic table

2)Verb: When two people fuck in outer space or on LSD.

No one has achieved the d-orbital without drugs.

by natedashark November 30, 2017

lars d

a big coon, that makes a great red wine sauce

"oh you fucking lars d, i would definitly fuck you because of your great sauce"

by Monkeypuncher xdddd January 18, 2018

Emergen-D

When you coat your dick in Emergen-C prior to oral sex

F: "Sorry I can't come over I'm feeling sick"
M: "It's okay I have some Emergen-D"

by dscrub January 31, 2018

d-ken

A little-known shortening of the name "Edward"

Hi D-Ken, how are you?

by Pal12345 January 29, 2017