french kiss the morning

French kiss the morning is a phrase referring to the first large, gaping, tongue lolling yawn given by a person (or animal) after waking.

I always wake early, "French kiss the morning", then turn to my wife who advises: "Brush your teeth before trying that on me...".

by AgInspector April 19, 2017

going over french

This can only be done when your girlfriend is a babysitter. While she is at work, you go visit her and have sex in the homeowners bed. It is best pulled off when the man of the house walks in the room as you are putting on your shoes.

Friend 1- "Tyler was having sex with his girlfriend yesterday and pops almost caught them."

Friend 2-"At what point did he catch them?"

Friend 1-"Well they were done and he was just putting on his shoes.

Friend 2"Oh! Its all good. They were just going over French.

by Rustyspikeshackleford August 2, 2012

French Braid Fuck

a form of hair sex. the male stands over the female's head while she's on her hands and knees and align his erect penis with the underside of her frenchbraid along her head then grab hold of her head and take her for the ride of her life however hard, fast, easy, slow, hardcore that u want. Even lay her down on her stomach and ride her head on the pillows.

My girlfriend had me ride the fuck outta her head and French Braid Fuck her till i came all over her beautiful thick brunette hair till it was tinted in semen.

by head_fucker_hair_jizzer July 26, 2010

French dip

when a man and woman only have a few seconds to themselves. the man puts his pecker in her pussy, anus or mouth and keeps it there for about one second and then pulls it out.

me and Kathy just had a few seconds so we had to french dip.

by Deep Blue 2012 August 26, 2009

Rusty French-horn

To suck a guys dick and fist his asshole at the same time.

Yo motha fucka does your dick feel good,and does your ass hurt from the Rusty French-horn last night?!

by Zack Payne October 4, 2006

French War Casualty

Those who were too slow to retreat with the rest of their squad.

The Germans came a'knockin, Peirre didnt drop his rifle in time, and soon became a French War Casualty.

by MrVincentVega February 16, 2008

French Exit

You start off by having oral sex and somehow come out of her ass

Jeremy killed his girlfriend by blowing her ass out with the French Exit.

by RapeVictim December 22, 2020