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Piggy Wank

When you believe box tastes like coins so when you masterbate you suck on coins of various sizes
I had a piggy wank last night. Those coins taste so good
by Rufous May 14, 2015
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wank the snake

i had so much fun wanking the snake to ohoomis' pic last night
by Satan for a day October 24, 2004
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plank wank

A term devised by skaters for there hatred of Skateboarders, also see firewood.
i'm going to shove that plank wanks tray up his ass.
by Tim August 7, 2003
mugGet the plank wankmug.

Gay Wank

A Gay Wank is the secondary wank a male can use, as it is common knowledge that a man uses different semen when wanking to straight and gay porn. Hence meaning you can wank twice consecutively.
"Dude, I wanna wank but I can't"
"Use your gay wank man"
"Good idea"
by TheRiceKing69 January 25, 2015
mugGet the Gay Wankmug.

Onion Wank

fit as many onion rings on ya cock then bash one off and use your cream and a dip for the rings after.
also linked to cry wank as onion fumes may cause watering of the eye
Super Furry Man Ordered A Chinese And Got Bored Eating his Chicken Chowmain He Picked Up The Bag Of Onion rings And Thought He would have an onion wank, and Ate the onion rings after with his home made dip.
by Rian Cushing December 26, 2009
mugGet the Onion Wankmug.

Wanked The Flamingo

A synonym for "Drop the Ball." And abreviated it is WTF.
Dave: Hey did you finish the project?
Dan: No, I had hockey. Sorry, I Wanked the Flamingo.
Dave: WTF? You WTF. Not cool.
by dbest555 January 7, 2010
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wank fish

A insult meaning a fish which can fly into walls for 5 days a year
Arse off wank fish, cos' u be da skankiest ho I ever seen fish-side! Spank
mugGet the wank fishmug.

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