Ur mum suck pussy lol

A comeback when someone tells u ur dad is a lesbian lol
Jared: Ur mum gay lol
Alex: Ur dad lesbian lol
Jared: Ur mum suck pussy lol
by UrMuMgAyL0L March 09, 2018
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i think ur dad gay

when your dad and uncle are hugging and your friend asks this
it is also the best thing to say at a or at your friends stepdad's houuse.

and the last alternative definition is u have a dad, and he's gay.
server: my dad owns this resturaunt!
me: i don't wanna say this but, i think ur dad gay.

friend: these are my dads; phil and destroy from the mc rak-up family.
me: i think your dads gay.
by ur parents gay November 10, 2021
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you see it’s facts ur grandma looks extra hot on that ventilator but yk what’s hotter ur grandpa in a speedo
you-“is ur grandma hot?”
idk-“no do you think she looks hot or something?”
you-“ur grandma looks hot on a ventilator but yk what’s hotter ur grandpa in a speedo
by Marshila from 9/11 December 09, 2021
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steal ur bf's jacket day

this is the day where you can steal all your bf's jackets & smell them no matter what. enjoy ladies :)
omg did you hear it's steal ur bf's jacket day today (March 27?)
Every girl: OMGG where's my bf?!
by crzygirll March 28, 2018
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ur mom eats wired batteries

A word to use as a comeback in awkward scenarios or whenever you want!
Hey, what are you eating for lunch? "Ur mom eats wired batteries."
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Ur grandpappy do meat slappy

The worst roast you could ever give. It's even worse than Ur Mom Gay and Ur Dad lesbian and even worse than Ur granny tranny. It will end everyone you say it too.
Person 1: Ur Mom Gay
Person 2: Ur Dad Lesbian
Person 1: Ur Granny Tranny
Person 2: Oh Yeah! Well Ur grandpappy do meat slappy
by iThinkItsFate March 13, 2018
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