hidden turtle 

When you're trying to poop but it doesn't want to come out so you have to force it.

It took me over an hour to get that hidden turtle out.

hidden turtle by BlakeTheSnakeDager August 10, 2016

orange turtle 

A turtle that has been raped by Donald trump

I feel bad for orange turtles

orange turtle by haydenpotato November 13, 2016

Mine Turtle 

A super cute and friendly turtle that blows up when you step on it. It is from the ASDFMovies.

Guy 1: Die, mine turtle!
Mine Turtle: Hello!

Mine Turtle by Overloaded47 June 24, 2017

ancient turtle

The one turtle that will rule them all,highly intelligent,likes to make terrible pun and have a hella nice muscle

Damn that guy is an Ancient Turtle for sure

ancient turtle by Nugs92 June 13, 2018

Gut Turtle 

Gut turtle a moniker for gt . The only honorable name this can be stowed upon is a Mitsubishi 3000 GT.
When you drive a Gut Turtle you are driving one of the baddest af cars ever made. When chicks see this car their panties melt and their ready to ride.

Damn did you see that dude in that Gut Turtle. It was fast af...

Gut Turtle by 3 Diamond GT February 11, 2023

Punching the turtle 

Masturbation. Often mistaken for playing Super Mario World on SNES.

Knock knock, hey man what are you doing in there? Dude! punching the turtle go away!

Punching the turtle by Zachaotic June 13, 2011

Angry Sea Turtle

when your hitting it from the back and she yells don't stop but it's to late you just nutted so you stop. TWB

I was done. left her flapping like an Angry Sea Turtle

Angry Sea Turtle by thateinsteinguy April 9, 2016