by FUN_BOI October 13, 2020
"try not to mention the Turd on a train".
by Ivana_Tinkle August 05, 2011
by William H. Wallace October 23, 2007
by blondie102 March 27, 2009
So you're at a party, taking a huge dump. But this dump is probably six Katie Courics or higher!
Without flushing, you wash your hands and go downstairs to show your bros.
You just walk into the bathroom with your bros when suddenly - a TURD ROBBER.
He was sitting on the toilet, pretending he was the one who dropped your kids off at the pool. That bastard.
Without flushing, you wash your hands and go downstairs to show your bros.
You just walk into the bathroom with your bros when suddenly - a TURD ROBBER.
He was sitting on the toilet, pretending he was the one who dropped your kids off at the pool. That bastard.
by sircaleb11 March 31, 2011
ex. A.)
"Marry tried to flush her turd down the toilet, but the turd girth was too wide."
ex. B) "Terry drank all of Alan's cola. What a turd girth."
"Marry tried to flush her turd down the toilet, but the turd girth was too wide."
ex. B) "Terry drank all of Alan's cola. What a turd girth."
by Plarzmo August 12, 2011
The possible end result of eating the shells from sunflower seeds. Normally, when a person eats sunflower seeds they crack the shell first and then eat the seed inside. Due to the shells exterior, after digestion, a person may end up with a pokey turd.
Hey, did you hear about what happened to Joe after he ate all those sunflower seeds whole, without cracking the shell first? Well, he ended up having a 'Pokey Turd'
by Jeremy Aldana February 29, 2008