night turd (nyt-ter-d)
Ln: somnadefecate.
1. a mispronounciation / mishearing of 'night terror'.
2. more likely, a condition or syndrome involving 'turding' in the night. usually occurs while unconscious. can be accompanied by horrific screaming - sufferers generally woken up in the night by rolling in their own faeces.
3. Famous night turd sufferers include Lionel Ritchie and Guy Sebastian.
Ln: somnadefecate.
1. a mispronounciation / mishearing of 'night terror'.
2. more likely, a condition or syndrome involving 'turding' in the night. usually occurs while unconscious. can be accompanied by horrific screaming - sufferers generally woken up in the night by rolling in their own faeces.
3. Famous night turd sufferers include Lionel Ritchie and Guy Sebastian.
"watch out man, you almost stepped on a night turd.'
Shirl: 'Did you know that everything has faeces on it?'
Prav: 'Really? man, must be all those night turders'
Shirl: 'Did you know that everything has faeces on it?'
Prav: 'Really? man, must be all those night turders'
by black stump April 16, 2011
Get the night turdmug. by FUN_BOI October 13, 2020
Get the Large Turdmug. by Ivana_Tinkle August 6, 2011
Get the Turd on a trainmug. 
by blondie102 March 27, 2009
Get the fanny turdmug. by William H. Wallace November 8, 2007
Get the Texas Turdmug. So you're at a party, taking a huge dump. But this dump is probably six Katie Courics or higher!
Without flushing, you wash your hands and go downstairs to show your bros.
You just walk into the bathroom with your bros when suddenly - a TURD ROBBER.
He was sitting on the toilet, pretending he was the one who dropped your kids off at the pool. That bastard.
Without flushing, you wash your hands and go downstairs to show your bros.
You just walk into the bathroom with your bros when suddenly - a TURD ROBBER.
He was sitting on the toilet, pretending he was the one who dropped your kids off at the pool. That bastard.
by sircaleb11 April 17, 2011
Get the Turd Robbermug.