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Large Turd

The type of turd where you sit on the latrine for 37 days before the shit comes out.
This Large Turd Hurts so bad
by FUN_BOI October 13, 2020
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Pokey Turd

The possible end result of eating the shells from sunflower seeds. Normally, when a person eats sunflower seeds they crack the shell first and then eat the seed inside. Due to the shells exterior, after digestion, a person may end up with a pokey turd.
Hey, did you hear about what happened to Joe after he ate all those sunflower seeds whole, without cracking the shell first? Well, he ended up having a 'Pokey Turd'
by Jeremy Aldana February 29, 2008
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Turd Transfer

The act of pooping directly into another person's asshole.
Oh man Ben T. met up with some haggard chick last night, She ended up giving him the Turd Transfer.
by Scatdude69 January 28, 2009
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turd girth

A fat, plump or unusually large turd that often presents great difficulties and inconveniences.
ex. A.)

"Marry tried to flush her turd down the toilet, but the turd girth was too wide."

ex. B) "Terry drank all of Alan's cola. What a turd girth."
by Plarzmo August 16, 2011
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Texas Turd

Dead gum I shat me a texas turd.
by William H. Wallace November 8, 2007
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Turd Robber

So you're at a party, taking a huge dump. But this dump is probably six Katie Courics or higher!

Without flushing, you wash your hands and go downstairs to show your bros.

You just walk into the bathroom with your bros when suddenly - a TURD ROBBER.
He was sitting on the toilet, pretending he was the one who dropped your kids off at the pool. That bastard.
by sircaleb11 April 17, 2011
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night turd

night turd (nyt-ter-d)
Ln: somnadefecate.

1. a mispronounciation / mishearing of 'night terror'.

2. more likely, a condition or syndrome involving 'turding' in the night. usually occurs while unconscious. can be accompanied by horrific screaming - sufferers generally woken up in the night by rolling in their own faeces.
3. Famous night turd sufferers include Lionel Ritchie and Guy Sebastian.
"watch out man, you almost stepped on a night turd.'

Shirl: 'Did you know that everything has faeces on it?'
Prav: 'Really? man, must be all those night turders'
by black stump April 16, 2011
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