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Don't Touch The Poop

Don't Touch The Poop is a term used amongst followers of Lolcows like Chris Chan, Cyraxx and Daniel Larson as a golden rule of sorts when it comes to their antics online. The act itself is referred to as "Poop Touching" and the people who often engage in Poop Touching are considered Weens

The phrase means to avoid interacting or any other kind of engagement with Lolcows as it usually doesn't result in the reaction you are looking for and more than likely it will also have some sort of negative consequence such as being doxed by more efficient trolls or by the Lolcow themselves.
Person 1: "Yo I'm gonna DM Cyraxx and tell him I'm a girl that thinks he's hot! Won't that be so funny?!"

Person 2: "Thats a stupid fucking idea dude. Don't touch the poop."
by kfc_manager__ May 15, 2025
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Touched a wee bit of blurt

The action of feeling, touching or caressing somebody’s ass.
Derek: What’s happening big man, any action on the weekend?
Ben: Yeah, touched a wee bit of blurt.
by Dickbon May 16, 2025
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touch of a woman

a thing i do not have and will likely not ever experience
"touch of a woman is a thing i do not have experienced and will likely have not ever"
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Don't touch my pizza

The most cancerous and horrendous song/music video to ever exist that (to nobody's surprise) has received a shitload of dislikes. This abomination of a meme is so remarkably shit, it has spawned an entire internet subculture of cringe and mental retardation.
Dumbass retard: Don't touch my pizza, don't touch my jelly
Everyone: Do the world a favor and shut the fuck up will ya?!
by literal asshole May 25, 2025
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Low Taper Touch

The act of touching somebody with the tip of a writing utensil after licking it.
by cry0n1s1s May 25, 2025
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touch

person 1: *brushes against person 2*
person 2: hey, dont touch me
the whole class: what da hell
by lesbiankitkat44 June 4, 2025
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