Columbian Toilet

When you slit someone's throat and shove feces down their neck.

He's such an asshole, I'm gonna make him a Columbian Toilet.

by Swarven19 February 8, 2018

skibidi toilet

a horrid, disgusting, filthy, hellspawn.

"i watch skibidi toilet :::))"
"burn in hell you disgusting non-human."

by rb ryan December 19, 2024

Toilet Stench Ambush

When one internationally fails to give fair warning to others that they have decimated the toilet with horrible oder. Resulting in persons walking in only to retreat in disgust.

My boyfriend thinks its funny to commit a Toilet Stench Ambush. He smells up the bathroom, trapping the oder by not using the exhaust fan. Allowing me to be ambushed by the stench forcing me to run away gaging. The ultimate act of stink and betrayal.

by greek god of trains August 16, 2012

toilet whisperer

A toilet whisperer is a person that can clean the poop out of a gas station bathroom in under 3 seconds

I can handle it, I am the toilet whisperer.

by toilet_eater September 24, 2020

Toilet water gang

An elite crew of very swag people

Mark-have you heard of toilet water gang
Tom-yeh scary shit gotta keep the mandem safe innit

by Toilet water gang January 10, 2021

skippidy toilet

When you accidentally shit yourself

My stomach was so bad I skippidy toilet

by Sarcia26 January 23, 2024

Sexy Toilet Mess

When you and your partner are both on the toilet together and want to have sex. You both do it together on the toilet. And you make a big mess after it’s all over. There is stuff everywhere on the walls, floor ,and curling of the bathroom.

Jack and Kelly had a sexy toilet mess together after they both came home from work.

by Funnypants78 July 9, 2024